Saturday, August 16, 2008

Film Songs on Confidence Vote

Prakash Karat: Dost dost na rahaa...

Manmohan Singh: Merey dushman tu meri dosti ko tarsey...

Sonia Gandhi: Aaj phir jeeney ki tamanna hai...

Somnath Chatterjee: Jhoom, jhoom ke nacho/Aaj kis ki jeet hui hai/Aaj kis ki haar...

Mulayam Singh Yadav: Na na kartey haan tumhi ko kar baithey...

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Samajhney-wale samajh gaye hain/Jo naa samajhey woh anari hai…

Amar Singh: Lagaa chunri mein daag...

Mayawati: Mera sundar sapna toot gaya...

Sitaram Yechury: Merey tutey huey dil se koi to aaj yeh puchhey...

AB Bardhan: Kasmein, vaade, pyaar wafaa sab/Baatein hain, baaton ka kya...

Rahul Gandhi: Hoshiar! Hum hain yahaan ke Raj Kumar

LK Advani: Raha gardishon mein har dam...

Arun Jaitley: Yeh kya hua, kaise hua, kyon hua...

Pranab Mukherjee: Duniya kee sair kar lo...

Vayalar Ravi: Jo vadaa kiya hai nibhaana paadey ga...

Shibu Soren: Jo tum ko ho pasand wahi baat karenge...

Deve Gowda: Mujhe tum se kuch bhi naa chahiye/Mujhe mere haal pe chhod do…

Ajit Singh: Kora kagaz thaa, kora hi reh gayaa...

SS Dhindasa: Garibo ki suno, woh tumhari sunega...

Raj Babbar: Ghungroo ki tarah bajta hi raha hoon main...

Omar Abdullah: Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana...

Manmohan-Bush, over phone: Yeh dosti hum nahin chodenge...

Aam Aadmi: Jinhein naaz hai Hind pe, woh kahan hain?

Friday, August 15, 2008

IRISH LUCK

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'
'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.
'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.
'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.
'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.'
And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.
What saved his life this time?
Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman?
Lord Randolph Churchill.
His son's name?
Sir Winston Churchill.
Someone once said: What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching...
Sing like nobody's listening...
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

THE DONKEY


One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people

Sunday, August 10, 2008

CAKES FOR DIVORCE !!!







Good Old Days - Doordarshan

Vicco turmeric,Nahin cosmeticVicco turmeric ayurvedic cream

Surbhi The Traffic Stopper TwaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingggggggWashin powder Nirma, Washing powder NirmaDoodh si safedi, Nirma se aayiRangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaaye
Mile Sur Mera Tumhara

He Man And the Masters of the Unvierse Doordarshan Screen Saver
Complan Boy(Shahid Kapoor) and Girl (Ayesha Takia)

Vyomkesh Bakshi

BHARAT EK KHOJ

ALIF LAILA
Doordarshan Logo

Smart One !!!

A Sardarji and his wife are travelling by car from Delhi to Mumbai.After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired tocontinue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hoteland take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then getback on the road.When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a billfor Rs. 5000/- The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the chargeis so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the roomscertainly aren't worth Rs. 5000/-.When the clerk tells him Rs. 5000/- is the standard rate, the maninsists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to theSardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic- sized pooland a huge conference center that were available for the husband andwife to use.But we didn't use them", the Sardarji complains.Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager.He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows forwhich the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from, Hollywood andLas Vegas perform here," the Manager says.But we didn't go to any of those shows," sardarji complains again."Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies. No matterwhat facility the Manager mentions, the sardarji replies "But we didn'tuse it". The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarjiinally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to theManager.The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check."But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for Rs.1500/.""That's right," says the sardarji, "I charged you Rs. 3500/- for sleeping with my wife.""But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager."Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here, and you could have."

Saturday, August 9, 2008

My Theory Test - Car Driving

I gave the theory test for my driving lesson on 8th Augsut and I failed !!! It was a surprise for me though i did not too well in the dummy tests but during the actual exam i thought I would pass ....

There were total 68 questions and u need to have minimum 60 % and 80 % in two sections. How the questions were divided I am not sure because for me they were total 68 questions. There was no separate division which showed me that the question beling to the 60% or the 80% section. I got 85% in the 65% section and 75% in the 80% section. But till now I dont know how the section was divided .... the austrians might have written it in the german but may be it failed when the exam in english .....
so now after two weeks I can reappear but with this failure comes a lot of -


sharam
जिलत
and to be frank i did not feel so bad at the test but now after one day i feel really bad ..

i have been a good student through out but now i think that it is because of age that my दीमाग is getting weaker ...................

Gosh !!! Though it does not make a major differnce but for me it will be a failure that will be tagged with me for a long time to come ..

after this test, is the actual driving test and the Austrian have symbols and markings on every road and intersection .... in fact i blv too many symbols .....

Italian roads do not have so many symbols and in fact italians drive like indians ...... even if u r on the zebra crossing they will not stop ....

Anyways for the next exam i will study well and pass !!!! ( for sure )